Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...