Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...