Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...