Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...