Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
Women seeking men
|”WOMEN SEEKING MEN” Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...