Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...