Woman’s instructions
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He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...