Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...