Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...