a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...