Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...