Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
I’m over the hill
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What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...