Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...