How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...