Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...