Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...