Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...