A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
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I can’t breathe without that
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seven course meal
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How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!