Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...