What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
BUY YUGO WAR BONDS
BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...