A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...