A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...