A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
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|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...