Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...