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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
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Yo mama is so fat
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Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
He bowled long hops!
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I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...