Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.