Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...