One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...