Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...