Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...