How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Caffeine addict quiz
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Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...