Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper We, the sensible of the United...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...