30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...