Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...