Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...