What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...