Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...