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|Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” because of the flood of...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...