Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...