My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...