The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...