Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Power of the Internet
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...