You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...