At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...