Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...