Husband 1.0
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Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!