Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....