Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...