What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...