Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.